When your friends have free reign to shop for polish for you, bad things can happen. Things like this Kiko Ocean Feel Red is Better 02 that flew over on a plane last week.
Kiko Red is Better 02 no top – Ocean Feel Collection 2019 (above). You may or may not know I have a nail polish bestie over in The Netherlands. Her name is Angela (@MustHaveAllTheShinyThings). She flies over to Toronto once a year for a happy visit, a trip to Sephora, all the poutine she can manage to eat, and the annual Indie Expo Canada. Once she gets back home, she starts stockpiling polish to bring over next year. Lucky for me (and I say that with all the sarcasm I can muster), she also brings me things that make her laugh her ass off.
I’m pretty sure she sees things, says “Oooh! That’s hideous!” and chucks ‘em in her cart with sheer, unadulterated glee.
Kiko Red is Better 02 Ocean Feel Nail Lacquer w Top Coat (above). Once I get ‘em, I’m all “Why, Ang? Why??” And she’s all “Hahahahaaaa!!! It’s a challenge! Good luck!”
I don’t know if there’s any challenge-winning here. My notes: 1 coat = WTF WHY? 2 coats = Good grief. 3 coats = Ugh. I went there. Maybe top coat? Nooooo. But better than that OPI bacterial culture. I think. Maybe. Or not.
Kiko Cosmetics Red is Better 02 – Ocean Feel Collection 2019 (above). Sadly, what has been seen cannot be unseen. I’m sorry I did this to you. I blame Angela.
postscript: Oh hey! If you love this fug and want your own fug, here's a lazy link to Kiko where this (at time & date of posting) is unsurprisingly, on sale. Har!