G’day, everybody! I'm back at my desk and I've got a pint of coffee and the Girly Bits Cosmetics Spring 2019 collection! As I sit here and look at the bottles, I can't help thinking that this collection accurately reflects Spring in Canada. Yesterday the temperature was just above freezing and I'm pretty sure there was snow just to the north of me. Today, I discovered that the chives and bunching onions I planted last year have already come back up; they're the only green things in a landscape of dead pine needles and soggy dirt. And then those beautiful red Cardinals...
girly bits spring 2019 collection swatches
Girly Bits Lunar Ice – Spring 2019 (above). This most beautiful (3 coats + top) slivery-white, coppery-shifty-flaketastic-holo thingy just wins everything. Sometimes I just don’t have the words. If you’re looking at this and thinking you need it, just get it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You’ll thank me later.
Girly Bits Holo From the Other Side – Spring 2019 (above). Ooof! Lookit dat! No really, look at it – let your eyeballs roam over it so you can 100% see all the magic that’s jammed into it.
Girly Bits Holo From the Other Side – Spring 2019 (above). Now look at it again! I know, right? Come on! And how many coats? 2 + top.
Girly Bits Crocus Pocus – Spring 2019 (above). If you know me, you know I very rarely actually wear nail polish. But I’ve been wearing this one. Over and over and over. Here you’re lookin’ at 2 coats + top but I’ve been sporting a scant single coat just because it’s so fairy-light and perfectly Spring. I don’t know how Pam knew I need this colour, but I do. It brings me smiles when I wear it. Smiles and calm.
Girly Bits Lord of the Spring – Spring 2019 (above). What a greeeeen! She’s kind of emerald and somehow kind of aqua but all kinds of flashy if you catch the light just right. That’s 2 coats + my Revlon QDTC.
Girly Bits Absinthe Fairy – Spring 2019 (above). It’s nuts how phenomenal this green is. Pam calls it “pickle green” and really, it is! But it’s also so much more. There’s holo, tiny flakies, shifty shimmer, and all kinds of madness that somehow makes it all work together. Oh! That’s 3 coats + top just because this jelly told me to do 3 so I did.
Girly Bits Calla Me Maybe – Spring 2019 (above). It’s not so easy to make a red that pleases me. But hold on… now that I’m looking at this picture, is it actually red? Or is it orange? Poppy red? Poppy orange? Or is it simply a perfect, fiery shade of eyeball-searing, in-your-face goodness? Whatever colour you decide to call it, just know that it’s beautifully crafted and quite possibly my favourite shade of sparkly tomato soup of ever.
And that’s it! That’s Pam’s Girly Bits Spring 2019 Collection. It’s good, huh? Like, really good. Like, exceptionally good.
If you haven’t stuck your fingers into a bottle of Girly Bits yet, I don’t know what you’re waiting for. You haz no idea what you’re missing. Get over there and get shoppin'! And, uh... while you’re at it, don’t forget to add them 🌷Springles to your cart! #ManigeekMadeMeDoIt
🎯Oh! Oh! WAIT!!! Dates for Indie Expo Canada 2019 have been announced! It’ll run in Toronto on August 17th & 18th. You comin’? Huh?