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Haven't you always been curious about those Star Wars sentry look-good habits?
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Stormtroopers backstage at Toronto's World MasterCard Fashion Week

Stormtroopers may well be much nicer than their Star Wars movie personas let on. Well, at least Stormtroopers in Canada. Last night at Toronto's World MasterCard Fashion Week, following a Star Wars fashion presentation, a pair of those gleaming white sentries were milling about almost casually backstage, posing obligingly for selfies and the like. Nice, right?

So I asked the Stormtroopers a few questions about their grooming regimen:

Everyone wanted to hang with the Stormtroopers, or I'd have asked more questions. Like, whether they're into more natural products, whether they wear cologne, or whether they get regular massages so their joints don't stiffen...

And Essie Global expert and educator Rita Remark, lead nail artist at WMFW SS2016, suggested Essie No Place Like Chrome for any Stormtrooper who likes a little polish.

What would you have asked them? Grooming questions? Or something else?