If you've never attempted more than lip balm, maybe this isn't the makeup tutorial you want to try as your first. At least that's what you might think after you watch these three guys try a smoky eye for this Mashable vid.
This is a really easy smoky eye how-to. But then, these fellows have zero familiarity with cosmetics. In fact, they're kind of afraid. Funny afraid.
And maybe relieved a childbirth-tryout isn't a thing.