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Cranky Beauty Pants: Is Young Hollywood (Un)Fit to be Tied?

Dear young men in Hollywood: Please learn how to tie a bow tie. Looking at you, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Love, Cranky Beauty Pants.
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For young Hollywood, tying a bow tie is the equivalent of knowing how to use Excel when you're a young person in business.

And yet, Joseph Gordon-Levitt's bow tie was tied by his Lincoln co-star Sally Field, in the limo on the way to the Oscars.

I feel like he could have watched a YouTube video to figure it out.

Or maybe Sally Field studied this one:

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