Cranky Beauty Pants: No You Didn't, LiLo!
Who wore white to a friend's wedding? Not YOU, right? That Pippa Middleton did it doesn't mean you can.
Really? You wore white to a friend’s wedding? And submitted photos of yourself to the gossip press?
The worst part? There was professional hair/makeup artist involved.
The best part? Being under house arrest means you have a killer tan and no tan lines.
Downside to a killer tan? Killer tan.
See the rest of the inappropriately-dressed Lohan photos at JustJared.buzznet.com.