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Cranky Beauty Pants: No You Didn't, LiLo!

Who wore white to a friend's wedding? Not YOU, right? That Pippa Middleton did it doesn't mean you can.
Lindsay Lohan dressed for Kim Kardashian's wedding

Really? You wore white to a friend’s wedding? And submitted photos of yourself to the gossip press?

The worst part? There was  professional hair/makeup artist involved.

Lindsay Lohan preps for Kim Kardashian's wedding

The best part? Being under house arrest means you have a killer tan and no tan lines.

Downside to a killer tan? Killer tan.

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