F is for False + Funny: This Doesn't Make Nails Stronger, and Are They Serious Re: What's In The Carton?

Okay, so the Jell-O myth -- that eating Jell-O makes nails stronger -- isn't the main reason I'm posting this. I'm just tickled about what it says on the box.

"This carton contains 100% recycled material." Yum.

Carton photo by my dad -- see? I got my sense of humour from my parents.