Tip Top: Butter London 3 Free Nail Lacquer in Knees Up

I do like a bit of cheeky fun, and Butter London's collection of suitable-for-Valentine's-Day red nail polishes ($17 each) is exactly that. Made without formaldehyde, toluene or DBP ("3 free"), the British line includes Come to Bed Red, Chancer (slang for a guy who "tries to pick up women out of his league"), La Moss (a tribute to Kate), Saucy Jack (This is Spinal Tap's name for Jack the Ripper), and an in-your-face metallic red called Knees Up.

Yup, Knees Up. Brit slang for a rowdy dance party or getting drunk, it seems. Uh huh.

Available at butterlondon.com. Image courtesy of Butter London.