Skip to main content

Niagara Falls: a Defense

  • Author:
  • Updated:

Good Lord. I mighta known I'd get a few inquiries as to why the heck I'd want to go to Niagara freakin' Falls, what with all them tourists and gettin'-hitched or honeymoonin' types.

Well, I wasn't there gettin' hitched or honeymoonin'. Did see a bridal party getting all photographed though. And I repeat, it was sooo pretty there, what with the blossoming trees and tulip beds. See my picture? Pretty tulip!

I went with a friend who had a friend visiting from the States (hi Jenn!). And c'mon. If you have an opportunity to gloat to Americans that something Canadian is BIGGER than theirs, would you not grab it with glee?

Uh... grab the opportunity, I mean.