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John Travolta_Oscars 2013_backstageDear John Travolta: [geek on]

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt_Oscars 2013_red carpetFor young Hollywood, tying a bow tie is the equivalent of knowing how to use Excel when you’re a young person in business. [geek on]

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85th Annual Academy Awards - ArrivalsYou might think that H&M means hair and makeup, but in The Sessions’ Helen Hunt’s case, it actually stands for H&M — the place she got her gown. [geek on]

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Kristen Stewart_headshot_OscarsSnow White and the Huntsman 2 star Kristen Stewart arrived on the red carpet looking like she’d just rolled out of bed. Or possibly [geek on]

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Pirates of the CaribbeanUsually the Best Pirate Award goes to Johnny Depp. No contest, he just gets the award. Then, cycle 17 America’s Next Top Model winner (and Celebrity Rehab alum) Lisa D’Amato entered the octagon. A pirate-off ensued. [geek on]

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Ring Master illustration by Phillip LightYou wouldn’t think we’d be able to give out an award for Best Ringmaster at the 2013 Grammys and yet, we can. Sunday’s nominees were: [geek on]

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Rihanna beauty_grammy awards 2013Is Rihanna the most beautiful woman in the world? [geek on]

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lena dunham_grammy awards_2013Our theory about Kaley Cuoco: When she’s not an awards-show focus, she doesn’t get led astry by red-carpet image makers. [geek on]

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Kaley Cuoco_four looksThe team at Beautygeeks has lots of editorial meetings about Kaley Cuoco of “The Big Bang Theory” fame. Seriously, lots of meetings about her. [geek on]

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Lea Michele on the Screen Actors Guild Awards red carpet Sunday night shows us ombré hair that looks less natural and more like her roots are just 10 inches long. [geek on]

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January Jones_SAG Awards 2013It’s January — *shudder*. Here in central Canada we start going a little crazy this time of year. It’s dark, it’s cold and we just want to walk outside without getting pickled in salt or frozen to death. Imagine my surprise when January Jones of “Mad Men” walked the SAG Awards red carpet Sunday looking like the embodiment of all that January represents. [geek on]

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Claire Danes_Golden Globes_SAG Awards_2013_makeupClaire Danes rocked the Golden Globes red carpet two weeks ago and everyone freaked out about how good the mother of a four-week old baby looked for her first post-baby red carpet appearance. [geek on]

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The map below shows the flu outbreak in the US. As you can see, it’s not that bad in California. So where was Meryl Streep really Sunday? Hugh Jackman had the flu, too, and he showed…. [geek on]

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Julianna Margulies_red carpet comparisonWho doesn’t love a red-carpet compare-and-contrast? At the 2011 Emmys, we turned a critical eye on Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco and Julie Bowen. Let’s see how those three did Sunday at the 2013 Golden Globes. [geek on]

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