Cranky Beauty Pants: A John Travolta ’Do

by Cranky B. Pants on 25 February 2013 · 5 comments

John Travolta_Oscars 2013_backstageDear John Travolta:

Olivia Newton John_John Travolta_2012Your Oscar “hair” was better than the “hair” we saw you with last Christmas with Olivia Newton-John and the whole spray-painted-cue-ball thing.

John Travolta_Oscars 2013_post partyYou know that we know you have fake hair, right? And that we now call your look “John Travolta hair”?

John Travolta_Oscars 2013 afterpartyWe’d like you more if you just admitted you’re going bald. The boys might like you better too (allegedly).

Love,

Cranky

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Christina 25 February 2013 at 10:10 am

And the dyed brows. Creepy.

So are the sideburns fake too? They look shiny.

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Lisa F. 25 February 2013 at 12:02 pm

Does anyone vaguely recall the 70′s doll, Hugo, Man of a Thousand Faces?

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Janine 25 February 2013 at 10:27 pm

I don’t know that one, but am still amused at the reference!

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Tracy 25 February 2013 at 4:32 pm

He needs a hair intervention, for sure!

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Janine 25 February 2013 at 10:27 pm

On his chin, too.

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