Dear John Travolta:
Your Oscar “hair” was better than the “hair” we saw you with last Christmas with Olivia Newton-John and the whole spray-painted-cue-ball thing.
You know that we know you have fake hair, right?
We’d like you more if you just admitted you’re going bald. The boys might like you better too (allegedly).
Love,
Cranky
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And the dyed brows. Creepy.
So are the sideburns fake too? They look shiny.
Does anyone vaguely recall the 70′s doll, Hugo, Man of a Thousand Faces?
I don’t know that one, but am still amused at the reference!
He needs a hair intervention, for sure!
On his chin, too.