Cranky Beauty Pants: The Golden Globes 2013 Red Carpet Goes Flat

Cranky Beauty Pants wishes she'd bought flat-iron futures before the Golden Globes 2013. Here's why.
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Cranky Beauty Pants wishes she'd bought flat-iron futures before the Golden Globes 2013. Here's why.
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You know that episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer buys pumpkin futures but doesn't sell them before Halloween, missing his chance to make a killing?

I feel like I should have invested in flat iron futures before Sunday's Golden Globes. Usually up-dos are a safe bet but there was lots of hair worn down and, in a twist away from the FF look, flat-ironed.

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Sofia Vergara has a new stylist so that might explain her flat-iron love, if not her not-so-different, still-a-mermaid-ish-style gown.

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Marion Cottilard and Kerry Washington also did the flat-ironed hair.

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This blush-coloured dress looks amazing on Kerry with her gorgeous skin tone but the shade really washed out the everyone-else who wore it. Looking at you Isla Fisher and Megan Fox. The hair though? Hmmm... Well, if you like it, here's how to do it.

Anyone else think this flat hair thing fell a little flat on the red carpet?