Cranky Beauty Pants: Vanity is the Better Part of Fruit and Veggies

by Cranky B. Pants on 26 April 2012 · 8 comments

The head BG and Liza are always on me to eat fruits and veggies, but they really taste terrible to me so I ignore them. Them being the fruits and veggies and the pesky editors.

I like a consistent product, like hamburgers or French fries. Those pretty much always taste the same and you know what you’re going to get. You can never tell if you’re getting a “good” strawberry though.

At any rate, this LA Times article is interesting because it’s promoting fruits and veggies not through my long-term health (not particularly motivating) but my vanity (more motivating).

Side note: When I was very small, my mom fed me too many orange fruits and veggies and actually turned me orange. It’s like a cautionary tale and shit.

Photo borrowed from the LA Times.

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Lindsay 26 April 2012 at 12:43 pm

A friend of mine turned me onto The Beauty Detox book, which is kind of all about how fruits and vegetables make you pretty. I don’t follow her (Kimberly Snyder) ideas word for word, but since I’ve cut down on the bad stuff and started eating more of the good stuff, the peeps have noticed. A girl at work the other day asked which cleanser I used because I was so glow-y. How about them apples?

Get it? Get it?

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Janine 27 April 2012 at 8:28 am

Preach, Lindsay!

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charlotte 26 April 2012 at 12:55 pm

LOL on the orange veggies. I knew a girl in high school who did the same thing.

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Cranky B. Pants 26 April 2012 at 12:58 pm

To her baby? Cause we might have gone to the same high school.

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lisa 26 April 2012 at 2:08 pm

That whole “turning orange from eating too many carrots” thing–I thought it was just an urban myth! As in I knew it was possible, but never knew anyone who’d had this happen to them. And now I do. Poor you, that couldn’t have been very fun.

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Janine 27 April 2012 at 8:30 am

I knew somene whose face turned orange from using Burt’s Bees carotene skincare — this was years ago, though, before they launched all their newer stuff. Not a Burt’s Bees problem now. *grin*

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Dot & Lil 26 April 2012 at 8:48 pm

I have kinda the opposite problem though on the hatred front. I could just kinda eat fruit forever, and never eat any protein or etc. A problem, as in fact fruit has A LOT of sugar. Candy of the health world, and all that. I am madly obsessed with grapefruits. As in, I’ve finished off over a dozen this week!! I better be glow-y soon (word stolen from Lindsay.)

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Janine 27 April 2012 at 8:31 am

Have a steak to balance all that grapefruit out, will ya? That’ll get your glow on. *grin*

(I love grapefruit. Cranky does not. I think she might like steak, though.)

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