Cranky B. Pants: Most-Desired Hair Seen at the Golden Globes, for Serious

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Brace yourself readers, it's the first day after the Golden Globes that better salons are open again. So civilized taking Sunday and Monday off, doncha think?

Anyway, which GG hair style will find itself printed out and clutched in the hands of salon-going women?

My money is on Christian Bale. And if they aren't, they should be.

That's right. He has pretty hair.

No, no, play along. Put your finger over his face and just look at the hair. That's probably his fresh-out-of-the-shower hair. How great would that be, say, after the gym? Or on a day when your toddler peed on the floor instead of the potty so you washed the floor instead of your hair? True story.

But imagine the tongue lashing you'd get if you said "Excuse me, m'am" accidentally from behind him though. Wait, you don't have to imagine it. You can hear a close approximation here in a great send up by "Family Guy". Note the real rant and the Family Guy version are NSFW.

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Images borrowed from JustJared.buzznet.com. Of course. Note: NSFW=not safe for work.